For the next three weeks, Brenda waged a relentless paper war. My mailbox was flooded with official-looking, yet legally meaningless, HOA violation notices. Violation: Unauthorized Water Feature. Violation: Failure to Provide Community Amenities. Notice of Lien Intent.
I ignored all of them. I had my property deed, which clearly showed my lot was excluded from the HOA map. But Brenda's obsessive behavior made me paranoid. She had started pacing near my property line, trying to peer through the slats in my fence. Knowing exactly how these entitled types operated, I decided it was time to make an investment. I spent $800 on a high-end, 4K security camera system. I installed them perfectly concealed under the eaves of my roof and along the fence line, complete with motion tracking, night vision, and two-way audio. I had a feeling I was going to need them.
July arrived, bringing with it a brutal, record-breaking heatwave. Temperatures soared into the triple digits. It was a Tuesday afternoon, and I was downtown at a mandatory corporate seminar, about forty-five minutes away from my house.
Right in the middle of a presentation, my phone buzzed in my pocket. It was an alert from my security app: Motion Detected: Backyard Gate. I quietly slipped out of the conference room and opened the app. My jaw dropped.