I Tried to Teach My Neighbor a Lesson for Trespassing in Our Pool — Then I Realized I Grabbed the Wrong Bottle

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I stared at the screen in disbelief. She was carrying a towel, a paperback novel, and a glass of something garnished with a floating lemon slice. She calmly arranged her belongings beside the pool and stepped into the water.

I called her immediately. Through the camera feed, I watched her phone light up on the deck. She glanced at it, deliberately rejected the call, and continued swimming. I called a second time. Finally, she answered.

"Michael?" "What are you doing?" There was a brief pause. "What do you mean?" "You’re in my pool."

Karen looked directly toward the camera lens. "Oh."

That single syllable told me everything: she had completely forgotten the camera was there.

"Get out," I demanded. "Michael, relax." "You entered my yard without permission." "It’s ninety-five degrees outside." "That doesn’t make it your pool." "I’m not hurting anything." "That isn’t the point."

She laughed. She actually laughed at me.

"It’s just a pool."

That dismissive sentence quickly became her favorite defense. I firmly told her to leave. She eventually did—but at a painstakingly slow pace.

Chapter 2: Blurred Lines and Broken Boundaries

The second time she trespassed, she didn't come alone. She brought another woman, someone I vaguely recognized from Karen’s church. The two of them lounged in our backyard for almost an hour while Laura and I were away at Ben’s baseball game. When I confronted Karen later that evening, she boldly claimed she thought Laura had given her permission.

Laura, of course, had not.

The third time, Karen brought three people over. Fed up, I went to the hardware store and changed the side-gate latch.

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